cunt considerate

A polite way of saying pussy whipped. That is, controlled by a female in hopes of sex.

Joe, you are going purse shopping? so pussy whipped!

Joe: No, I am just being cunt considerate because I hope to get some tonight.

by divinationRon March 6, 2014

Collide

Leona Lewis' new single, due out early August

Can't wait to hear Leona Lewis' new single Collide

by heyhilol July 12, 2011

considered harmful

Phrase made popular by computer scientist Edsger Dijkstra. Often modified into other variations.

Go To Statement Considered Harmful
Chuck Norris considered harmful

by Considered Harmful July 28, 2008

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

consida

Not yet 'presentin' but but thinkin 'bout it.

So did you reprhzent that bit last night?

Nah...But I wuz considarin'

Aiight, 'prezhent.

by Ashtraymama May 15, 2005

Collid

when two things bump into each other

collide? when two things bump into each other

by cinbin February 15, 2017