Culture Clubbing

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.

"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS

by mud00 September 29, 2010

Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.

My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.

by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

breakfast clubbing

Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.

Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.

by kariya kikkushin January 10, 2011

fawn clubbing

The sport of hunting and killing baby deer with an opponent. The winner of this sport is the one who kills the fawn with the most spots on it's back.

Lets go fawn clubbing to see who can find the baby deer with the most spots on it's back.

by Nickelfus 5 August 26, 2009

Love Clubbing

To do absolutly nothing within a small - medium size co-ed group. Hanging out in a close group and shunning those who try to break up said group. Chilling with the opposite gender for no other reason then to just be with the opposite gender ;).

person 1- Man look at that group! They arent even doing anything they are just standing there hanging out.
person 2- Nah man, they are love clubbing.

by KeiiaraN July 29, 2010

billy clubbing

When one lovingly wacks there significant other in the face continuously with their erect penis.

My wife got upset when i was billy clubbing her in the morning.

by mikecgm33 November 2, 2015