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Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.
I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
by Cynedia August 8, 2016
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clopsexual

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)
by lwils April 8, 2016
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close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England
by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007
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Close of Play

Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.

Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.
So where are we gonna be by close of play?

We're not playing. I'm working. You're talking like a prick.

Ok, I need to touch base with the client before close of play.

Oh right.
by BobbyBarcode October 22, 2012
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Spongebob Close-up

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!
by The Ball That Never Descended October 16, 2008
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Clog Job

The art and science of clogging and overflooding a toilet. A Clog job can be done intentionally for fun as a prank, or can happen un-intentionally from overuse of paper or low water pressure in the restroom's plumbing.
When too much paper and waste is in the bowl, and the toilet is flushed repeatedly, the water will overfill the bowl and flood the bathroom. Panic and laughter follow closely thereafter.
"Whoa man!!... that was the best Clog Job of my life!!!
I took a HUGE dump and tossed in the entire roll of paper towels, and the entire bathroom flooded...LMAO!"
by Clog Job June 15, 2008
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