Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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Get the Clawstrophobic mug.Having claustrohphobia is at one extreme on da alcohol-and-sociability scale, and then at da other end there are those individuals who "don't like drinking alone". But maybe da two "total opposite" types aren't truly incompatible --- how 'bout if you form a group of folks out on da Great Plains, but with each person standing a number of yards apart and "having a beer about it" (acknowledgements to Kevin Brown --- i.e., "Junkyard Digs") while quietly thinking his own thoughts? Da theory there is dat nobody is truly alone, but at da same time, none of da participants is even-remotely "getting' up in da face" of anyone else --- good compromise, perhaps?
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During the spelling bee finals, Jason suffered a mild case of claustrophonologomonopolyhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia when the judge wouldn't stop defining words like ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’.
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