russian choker

When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing

(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse

Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.

Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit

by El Macanudo September 10, 2019

Gold Choker

Urinating while receiving a blow job, usually without notifying the one doing the servicing.

Not only does my girl like a golden shower, turns out she likes a gold choker once in a while too.

by DB Wyld July 25, 2018

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

chuckle-choker

someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.

Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.

(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)

Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA

Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)

Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"

by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009

throat choker

A cock so damn big, it clogs up the throat and chokes the shit out of ya.

edmundson is talking funny, she must of had a throat choker this morning.

by fat meat December 13, 2004