Mark Chapman

The asshole who killed John Lennon because of the book 'A Catcher in the Rye'

Also the name of a kickass song by Mindless Self Indulgence.

"Hey, when the world's over-run with too many bands, who do we call?

MARK CHAPMAN!"

by Maramasa October 4, 2008

Mark David Chapman

The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.

Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!

by ReverendSaintReverend July 7, 2009

chappin

Chappin means 'cold', 'freezing' etc.

Anthony: Ohh its bare chappin tonight..
Sarah: Skeen! That's why i got me coat innit!

by afc August 26, 2005

Chappa'ai

A Stargate.

Let's go to the Chappa'ai.

by TheFan January 2, 2004

chapping

Applying lip balm or chapstick to the eyes or eyelids, which gives a pleasant sensation similar to the icy fresh burn from breathing in right after chewing mint gum.
Chapping was discovered for and is an effective method of staying awake in class.
Chapping while high may give you "Eagle vision", where everything becomes clearer and you can see everything, and in high definition, much like the vision of an eagle.

The only reason he saw her from so far away was because he was high and chapping at the same time

Yeah dude eagle vision!

by thejaggler June 28, 2010

Chapman

Chapman is a derivative of the Saxon word Caepman, meaning a market man or a bum monger.

Shit son, there's that Chapman fellow. He's got an arsehole like flailing spastic.

Man + Man = Chapman

Steve super glued his dick to his brothers forehead. What a cunt.

by Billy Bullshite April 17, 2010

Chapanese

A person of Chinese and Japanese heritage.

His mother is Japanese and his father's Chinese, so that makes him Chapanese.

by Ren Ichichou February 3, 2004