Not a chance

Phrase used to show extreme unwilligness to do something when asked.

A bum-" Excuse me sir, do you have any change to spare "
Ron-" Not a chance you fucking bum, get a fucking job"

by spocketz August 18, 2011

chance

a very sexy guy. and awesome name for anybody. a pussy magnet. has the bitches linen up. has a dick like god. most popular guy.

hes hung like a chance

wheres chance i need help to get this girl

girl: wow look at chance hes so hott and sexy i would let him ride me like a boat

by awesomeguy103 June 1, 2011

chanc

A Mancunian or 'Manc' (i.e. a native of Manchester, England) of Chinese extraction. Manchester has a fairly large Chinese community. A true chanc would be second or later generation, no trace of a Chinese accent but a very broad and harsh Manchester accent.

The most famous example of a Chanc is Lisa from the current series of Big Brother (UK Summer 2006 series).

by Nicolas Jones July 6, 2006

chance

Chance is a stupid kid that gets girls and then breaks up with them to get a new one. He is mostly single though he has brown hair and hazel eyes. He is very ugly but somehow gets every girl. He has beat so many people in body boxing and is very strong.

chance is a fu*king idiot

by sexey boy March 19, 2019

chance

an amazing guy that is sexxy as f*ck and an amazing boyfriend<3

i love chance he is awesomesause!
chance & amanda

by pandabiitches October 2, 2011

chance

a nice dude

girl:hey there chance

chance: hello

by April 18, 2022

chances

1. "I doubt it."
When someone says something you know is complete bullshit, you shout out "chances!" to call him or her out on it and/or embarrass that person..

or

2. "No chance in hell"
A very rude way to say no.

1. Dumbass: "Last night was amazing. I met a pair of gorgeous, tall, blonde Swedish twins at the bar and fucked both of them."
Sane Person: "Chances!"

2. Loser: "Um, so, do you wanna go to prom with me?
Incredibly Hot Rude Girl: "Psh, chances," and walks away.

by Lissabaverlorin January 9, 2009