the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

shake the celery stick

the male version of shaking ur lettuce

"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"

by yeahyeahyeah2412 August 18, 2009

Celery

A name for a job that gets you nowhere.

This job only pays me enough to pay the bills and starve, its celery bruh.

by Juncture April 20, 2024

Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refers to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021