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Cayden Jammer Hammer

He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.
Hey have you seen Cayden Jammer Hammer anywhere?
by Hammer84 September 23, 2022
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Cayden

i miss you and i don't know why. i miss all the long nights we used to stay up for hours and just talk. i miss you. i miss the way you always made me feel appreciated and seen and like everything would be ok. i miss you but i know you don't miss me. i know that youve moved on and have forgotten all about me but i don't know how. i can't forget. so here's a message i know ill never send because you don't care and you won't care again. i miss you, im sorry.
oh you remember cayden? yeah he was my first love
by foreverunderthespell May 22, 2023
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pulling a Cayden

the act of pulling up your pants and destroying your balls in the process while at your girlfriend's house
by balls pusher January 19, 2023
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Cayden

Cayden is a chaotic smol gremlin who is sweet and quiet to strangers, but a crazy ass hoe when you get to know him. If you piss him off, he won’t be afraid to kick the shit out of you and bust your nico nico nii caps. He tends to be more comfortable with his friends and makes many crackhead and funny jokes with them.
Cayden is baby and you can’t deny it
by OwOUwU-w- February 22, 2020
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Cayden

Stupid and cool and has two broken arms
Cayden: hey what’s up
Me: stfu Cayden
by Jayo Mayo September 23, 2020
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Caydens Garage

Place of worship

Shitehole.

Ant, rat and bobby infested.
Gan Caydens Garage smoke a doob
by miska barsby June 14, 2022
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Salt and Cayenne Pepper

Having gray hair in a ginger/red beard
Look at all these gray hairs in my ginger beard. I need some hair dye to get rid of the salt and cayenne pepper look
by Geektastic81 February 1, 2022
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