Redneck Car Wash

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
by iroc78 March 11, 2009
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Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
by Magic striss March 13, 2009
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Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.
Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.
by Ken R December 18, 2008
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car wash

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!
by 10Triggers October 28, 2005
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car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
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Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
by mreman91 November 18, 2010
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Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
by Philip Swift July 14, 2019
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