Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.

by [ Unavailable] March 11, 2025

Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023

Cristiano

A person with the name Cristiano is gay and has a big ego. They also commonly have small dicks and love gay interracial sex

Hey look at that Cristiano!

by Babynames123 June 4, 2017

Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.

Why do i Goon to Cristiano Ronaldo

by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025