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Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
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Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
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Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.A man who has a an average penis lenght of a half meter.
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
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Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.
Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."
Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
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