Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

🐐

A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?

by November 24, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.

Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

demitri cristiano blackwood

demitri is withou a doubt the hottest person on the episode app / the episode community .
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.

person 1 : omg who is that hot 6' 2 god next to Amy?
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.

by Amyyybichh December 21, 2020

Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 02, 2021