Country Music

"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"

have you heard that key and peele tried making country music

by Word_God September 30, 2023

Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.

Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*

by Piss Machine September 28, 2024

Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z

Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

country music chaser

An attention whore who will do anything for attention from a country music singer. Constantly tweeting them is one of their habits. They go after anyone who is a country singer because they feel that it makes them better than the rest. They will do anything to be able to take pictures with them and try to show the world they have "connections" or that they're important.

Kelly is a country music chaser. She dated Brantley now she's dating Jon

by Enh1414 August 18, 2014

country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.

Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"

by jedandred February 9, 2015

Country Music Listener

(Derogatory) How the hell do you listen to this god forsaken genre of music? Stop, please, I beg.

Your friend Jean is a Country Music Listener I don't think I feel comfortable with you going over to their house ever again, for your ear's safety

by Actual Concerned Ctzn October 20, 2021

Country Music Fan

A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.

"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan

"Country music sucks" replied Ben

by BleuCheeseACV January 15, 2019