boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people
"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"
by BwareDaBrazilian May 05, 2006
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fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.
Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'
by MightyMaeve July 31, 2008
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True companion

Song written produced and performed by donald fagen as part of the soundtrack for the 1981 movie "heavy metal".
True companion is an absolutely beautiful song.i just wish it were longer!
by 4realazitgits March 29, 2021
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Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.
Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.
by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021
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Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!
by givesies February 22, 2018
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Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
by EMjobz January 31, 2012
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