buttsheen

When you have been sitting on the toilet so long trying to stop being constipated that you have a sheen of sweat on your butt but you can’t feel it because your butt cheeks have gone numb.

Aww man! I have buttsheen again!

by Sparklyass#2 January 9, 2024

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

Bloody Buttholes

A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!

Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.

by SkadooshMF July 5, 2024

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025

Family of Buttholes

The tightest knit group ever!

P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes

by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015