Bristol Brisket is a piece of cooked meat that's been pissed on, thrown in the Bristol Channel, fished out and given to your mate. Ideally, left on their doorstep.
'Mate, I got you Bristol Brisket for later yeah."
Or
"I've left Steve an old Bristol Brisket the scammy cunt. Bet he'll love that."
Or
"I've left Steve an old Bristol Brisket the scammy cunt. Bet he'll love that."
by KiiKiiKiwi February 01, 2022
by BristolBoyRahhhWheresmyBaccy July 03, 2022
Bristol city an rovers like the crips an bloods of bristol, they wear either red or blue an h8 each other, they beat tha shit outta each other an have gang wars in broadmead
by bristol king February 10, 2005
Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.
"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
by Medium Biscuits August 27, 2008
by roger cole January 14, 2008
A joke from the yogscast youtube channel. Lewis Brinley from yogscast Lewis and Simon, is know as the bristol pusher as it is joked he pushes people into the river while screaming choice words to his victim.
by t0rden June 17, 2019
by Ray Graydon September 15, 2003