A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023

Breakup Blanket

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

by Srathraz November 24, 2009

Italian Breakup

A breakup like the ones from Jersey Shore; they don't mean anything. Either the couple is destined to get back together and experience the same problems, or they become friends with benefits.

Girl 1: Daisy broke up with Johnny and kissed him right after!
Boy 1: Daisy is fond of Italian breakups...

by CaptainWhoregan July 3, 2012

breakup buddy

A male friend who "lends a hand" if you're horny after your girlfriend breaks up with you.

Dave sure needed a breakup buddy after Laura left, and Jack
had him come over many times for comfort.

by Steve Hoglund August 1, 2007

BRITNEY BREAKUP

When you break up with someone via text messaging.

I couldn't face my boyfriend so I just did a Britney Breakup on my cell phone.

John wouldn't answer my calls about our relationship so I texted a Britney Breakup.

by RAPHAEL60263 December 5, 2010

Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

The Breakup Song

We had broken up for good
Just an hour before
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing 'cross the floor
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And then the band slowed the tempo
And the music gets you down
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
It was the same old song
With a melancholy sound
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
We'd been living together for a million years
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
But now it feels so strange out of the atmospheres
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

And then the jukebox plays a song I used to know
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
And now I'm staring at the bodies
As they're dancing so slow
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
Mm, now I wind up staring at an empty glass
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah
'Cause it's so easy to say
That she'll forget your past
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, aah
They don't write 'em like that anymore
No, they just don't write 'em like that anymore
They don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't, no, they don't, no no, uh-uh
They just don't write 'em like that anymore
They just don't

The Breakup Song

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker August 16, 2021