Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
That new hairstyle is totally borkified.
"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"
A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 27, 2006
{verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.
by Skyler Mann November 12, 2007
Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 11, 2008
by clay May 31, 2003
The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.
by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014
1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
What a loser, he looks just like the bork.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
by Stosselite November 14, 2007
When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.
Also applicable: borking, bork
Also applicable: borking, bork
"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"
"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."
"What the bork are you doing?"
"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."
"What the bork are you doing?"
by scumbagk December 26, 2011