Bob

A name that people name imaginary people, or call themselves. They think it is the funniest thing ever, when it is actually just stupid. These people should not be encouraged. They should be stabbed in the eye instead.

Person 1 (giggly and laughy): Hey, my name is Bob.
Person 2: *sets Person 1 on fire*

by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005

bob

1) Another word for hot.

2) Can also be used as suggestive eyebrows.

1) Man, you're looking bob today.

2) Person 1 : I want to see you in my room.

Person 2 : (bob)

by Timmy Tomina June 25, 2009

Bob

<noun> British Slang;
Money, coinage, currency.

"Tommy made a few bob selling cut n shuts to some old lady."

by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005

Bob

A Middle Aged man who has been banned from every pub in Ireland ,lost his driving license, has a black adopted son and sleeps 80% of the day he is also known for his love for theft and seducing young men.

Chris:Yo did you see bob yesterday?
Daniel:Yeah he was waveeeddd he even stole a dildo from Argos

Chris:Fucksake I hope I don’t turn into a BOB in future

by Don dada February 9, 2019

Bobbed

Being brought up to a northern maine camp or shanty by a senior citizen who makes you his sex slave and or to be sodomized by his 12 inch black dildo

Bill- "I just got back from my fishing trip"
Me- "Good. How was it?"
Bill- "We didn't catch too much but at least I only got bobbed once"

by BOBbED August 15, 2011

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by the embodiment of sors and sou November 16, 2019

Bob

The epitome of sustainability.

That dude is a Bob!

by ShootTheSun November 21, 2018