Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

blurpleshnart

The act of eating food colouring in order to shit multicolour then feeding it to a sexual partner. This is typical in man on man relations but can be any.

Did you hear Mike has a collection of food colouring in his cupboard
Him and Ross are probably up to some blurpleshnarting

by SlippySundays February 20, 2025

Blurpelty

A type of foam that is used to clean unpredictable wagons.

May I have some of that Blurpelty?

by get well soon inc February 12, 2026