A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
Get the Porter Blumpmug. When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
by The blumper May 8, 2025
Get the Blump and Dumpmug. by jrobbo56 March 30, 2022
Get the Blumpmug.