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Blue waffle

Handy Smurf: Why is Smurfette's dress so short?

Papa Smurf: She is showing off her blue waffle again.
by Hitler78 April 26, 2019
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blue waffle

a vaginal infection caused by excessive violent penetration as well as bad personal hygiene. can also be caused by falling into dirty water, such as rivers
"Katie has a nasty blue waffle"

"Did you hear olivia has got a blue waffle now"
by John Smith1993 April 16, 2010
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BLUE WAFFLES

The tore up Vagina lips of a military chick.
That Lynch chick has some Blue Waffles!!

Damn Lynch your Blue Waffles are gross!!
by Little Country July 1, 2011
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Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)
Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019
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Blue waffle

When papa smurf fucks the living shit out of smurfette bruising her tight little midget pussy until it goes from light blue to a deep dark blue and oozes with white sticky cum.
Eww that's one mother fucking blue waffle
by Digglydonna August 24, 2017
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blue waffles

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!
I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!
by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017
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blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy
"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"
by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010
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