Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

blowhole

when a man ejaculates in a womans ass and then she proceeds to fart which blows the semen out of her ass

"wow dude, cathy just fucking did a blowhole in my room."

by pedro17473254736 March 25, 2016

Columbian Blowhole

When you finish in a girls mouth and then she spits your load back in your face, like a whales blowhole.

I met this freaky columbian bird at the pub last night, and when I took her home she performed the columbian blowhole on me! It was sensational

by yxngscrappy September 12, 2025

Blowholeing

When accidentally try to reverse clear a bong and the water shoots out the stem.

Damn, this nigga over here blowholeing his shit again!

by Dontknowitall May 30, 2019