bitchslap

when you slap the sense into a bitch because they keep fucking around

Person A: Hey, Person C, I heard Person B was messing with you again. What'd you do this time?
Person C: I bitchslapped that hoe so hard her teeth almost got knocked loose.
Person A: Uh huh...

by neptune67 December 21, 2025

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

xX_BitchSlayer_Xx

The person who lost in a COD game to you and is now your half-brother's father.
Note: this isn't targeted at anyone this is just the first username I thought of.

M: Say hello to your new father!
F: Hello *insert username*
Y: xX_BitchSlayer_Xx?! Is that you?!

by 🍆💦🍑🍼 November 18, 2022