Guy 1: Did you see Charlie Sheen on the news yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
Guy 2: Yeah man, he does 7 gram rocks and lives with porn stars.
Guy 1: Now that's what I call bi-winning!
by bayernfan March 29, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. 
Get the Bi-Winningmug. winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.
by HKpeterNec March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"
"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
by P*A*B*O March 26, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. Bi-winning is defined by the presence of one or more episodes of pure awesomeness. Symptoms include epic tiger blood fueled parties, live-in prostitute nannies, and poetry leaking appendages.
by Mr. Sheen, Mr. Sheen March 18, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Guy: "Hey man what are you doing?"
Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
by YourMothersPieHole March 27, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. The Charlie Sheen approach to life.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.
Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.
Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.
Person 1 - "Some people are calling you insane... Even bi-polar."
Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
by FireBreathingFists March 27, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug.