beef curtains

A distant cousin to the "beef blinds"

-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

by YouthTronix March 7, 2004

beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

beef curtains

Sloppy vagina.

Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

by 3rddd-floor-quad March 7, 2009

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

Beef Curtain

When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious

Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her

Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain

by Thick Beef Curtains July 10, 2015

beef curtains

see the definition of piss flaps

That chicks beef curtains are all streched and shit

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004

beef curtain

when the flesh of one's belly is able to hang over either their pants/ underclothing, and sometimes the cases are so extreme that it hangs over the dick...yes, very scary.

uh oh, do you have anything under that beef curtain?

wow, his beef curtain is so sexy!

by THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF BEEF CURTAIN December 30, 2008