Berkeley goggles

When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.

Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..

Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.

(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)

Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!

Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.

Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...

Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!

Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...

by gointoberkeleybitches!!! December 31, 2009

Berkeley vision

n. a chronic condition which causes a male to perceive females as more attractive than they actually are. Caused by going to school at UC Berkeley, where attractive women are in short supply. aka. PERMANENT BEER GOGGLES

Cal student: damn, that girl is fine.
UCLA student: naw, she's ugly as hell. you just got Berkeley vision.

by Robert Birgeneau January 3, 2009

Becker Bowl

When the bowl is packed only half way and is passed off as a normal bowl

"dude tom packed a sweet becker bowl, it almost made it around once."

by Kamarov February 8, 2008

Beckendorff Junior High

the worst fucking school ever literally don’t go to that school everyone in it sucks ass

“Oh you go to Beckendorff Junior High? ur a stupid little asswipe!”

by borgdorg September 18, 2021

william beckett

The lead singer of The Academy is...
born february 11 1985

in my opinion best voice on earth
singing in the best band ever

only problem is that hes super skinny
like can see your hipbones and ribs skinny

me: omg look its william beckett!

friend: omg he looks like hes anorexic

me: yeah i know, still hot though

friend: yep

by jamieee July 24, 2006

berkeley hills

the hills of berkeley,CA
where the youngsters get hyphy
from the circle to deep marin
THE HILLS WE FRESH

"yo man you wanna get hyphy"
"ya dude we gotta go to the Berkeley Hills"

by DANIELkillian November 10, 2008

UC-Berkeley

A school of ~33,000 students located in the San Francisco Bay Area. UC-Berkeley is commonly known as the best public university in the country and one of the top universities in the world. Berkeley touts arguably the greatest faculty and student body in the US, and one of the world's largest research library systems. Berkeley is also well known for its athlectic branch, Cal (California), that includes a current football powerhouse.

Hey, I want to go to UC-Berkeley!

by koala March 25, 2005