A manly man with bicep filled eyes,can kill a keg of natty light using a sippy cup in under 5 seconds, master of love making to women this is the original 'Mr. steal your girl' , master of the wrench can fix airplanes while in flight only using a step stool. or more simply put Chuck Norris's role model
by theking8787 November 23, 2013
Get the Balsamo mug.A Tv programme aimed at Children but has a larger fan base with students and parents.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-
Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.
Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.
Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.
Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.
Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.
Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.
Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-
Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.
Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.
Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.
Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.
Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.
Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.
Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.
Watching Balamory makes me so Horny.
by Fun_B June 17, 2006
Get the balamory mug.1. A Girl or woman from the Bahamas normally with a big ass ass.
2. The name of a drink that knocks you the hell out just like a Bahama mama can.
3. The name of restaurnt in the Bahamas where the food is expensive as HELL!! At least for the locals.
2. The name of a drink that knocks you the hell out just like a Bahama mama can.
3. The name of restaurnt in the Bahamas where the food is expensive as HELL!! At least for the locals.
by Resses Pieces April 24, 2006
Get the bahama mama mug.A very beautiful country with really crazy drivers.
A typical tourist will note the beautiful beaches and clear water and the fact that they probably just got hit by a bus full of other tourists being driven by a crazy man.
A typical tourist will note the beautiful beaches and clear water and the fact that they probably just got hit by a bus full of other tourists being driven by a crazy man.
Example 1: Wow, the Bahamas are beautiful! Let's go swimming!
Example 2: DAMMIT TO HELL. THAT'S THE THIRD TIME I'VE ALMOST BEEN HIT BY A CAR!
Example 2: DAMMIT TO HELL. THAT'S THE THIRD TIME I'VE ALMOST BEEN HIT BY A CAR!
by Wadeford March 22, 2009
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Get the badamas mug.A mountain of dirt approximately four stories high. This mountain is located at the Pennsylvania College of Technology, in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. This mountain was named after the first people to ever complete the treacherous journey to the summit: Becky Miller and Adam Swan. The main reason why it had never been climbed before was because the front of the mountain is a solid face of dirt without any footholds to aid the ascender. These two brave students were intent enough upon completing their climb that they walked around to the back of the mountain and slowly made their way through the rainforest until they reached the top.
Person 1: Have you ever climbed Mount Badam?
Person 2: No, I'm not brave or skilled enough to climb it.
Person 2: No, I'm not brave or skilled enough to climb it.
by beckbeck137 October 7, 2009
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