spam banjo

Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.

...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night

by Spam Banjo April 16, 2006

Banji

An acronym meaning "Be Authentic Never Jeopardize Individuality" made popular to the mainstream public by Sharaya J in the song Banji produced by Missy Elliot

"Banji Cirtified"

by caribbean_soul August 25, 2013

banjan

worst than satan...much more evil than Lucifer

Banjan is pure evil is nothing in compare with it...

by xaion March 5, 2008

Paddle Faster I hear Banjoes!

A term used between 2 individuals when travelling through an area which you wouldn't normally traverse because it is frequented by a bunch of horrible individuals who would not think twice about shagging you up the arse!

Taken from the disturbing film Deliverance, where Burt Reynolds and friends get chased by a bunch of hillbillies in the woods, who want to shag Ned Beatty up the poop-shoot!

Godfrey: I think we should get on the next bus Gerald, I don't like it round here?

Gerald: I agree darling, we better paddle faster I hear Banjoes!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 5, 2009

banjo party

a rad hang sesh drinking hazy ipa with some good pallys

Oh dang, yesterday’s Banjo Party has me a bit draggy this morning.

by Banjo Party July 15, 2021

banjaxed

not working; broken

You will have to wait a little for those prints. Our copy machine is banjaxed. A tech is working on it.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012