by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
by iqpodz March 31, 2022

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.
by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017
