Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

Great Big Bag Of Dicks

What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.

In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods

Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?

by Natikan June 20, 2016

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

Whole bag of dicks

22 Caucasian male dicks stuffed into one bag.

Tommy would have sucked a whole bag of dicks to spend spring break in cancun.

by 5 inches is average. I swear! September 2, 2016

warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.

Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".

by Fuck Face of DSP July 10, 2007

Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 26, 2007

Dumber than a bag of dicks

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

by Les mcclary February 24, 2019