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David Blaine

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.
Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!
by azul_77_00 January 16, 2009
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Blairwitchin

When one masturbates in the corner of a room because a roomate is in the room too. Normally occurs when the roomate is in the room.
Meng, I was blairwitchin it last night when Hart was in the room.
by DJ Fre$h December 31, 2007
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Blair Waldorf

Blair Cornelia Waldorf is the main character of Gossip Girl. Leighton Meester, who portrays the character in the television series. She is described as an alluring brunette.
The story primarily follows Blair Waldorf and her friend Serena van der Woodsen during their years in high school and college.
by dairlena August 11, 2012
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tony blair

A man that sacrificed his political career supporting George W Bush on some misguided messianic mission.

He is not perfect but has done many good things for Britian but many people have forgotten what it was like before with Major and Thatcher - an incompetant wanker preceeded by one of the most evil women to have ever lived.

Criticised mainly by Daily Mail readers and people without the intelligence to dispassionately look at his acheivements despite the obvious and disappointing failures.

I am saddened that a man that held such promise for the British people after the dark Tory years has lied to us and broken our hearts.

Perhaps he is the perfect example of how misguided faith can destroy a man.
A: "Tony Blair is a bastard."
B: "Daily mail running another scare story today then?"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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Cherie Blair

The wife of our 'esteemed' Prime Minister, Cherie Blair (formerly Booth) met Tony (formerly Anthony) at a balloon party. Since her husband came to power, Miss Cruella de Ville has wasted thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money on her hairdressing. She charged a charity almost all of the money it had made just for standing up and burbling on about absolutely nothing for five minutes (the charity went belly-up as a result). She now considers herself superior to the Queen, and is making a fortune from her position as the PM's wife. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if she's forced her husband into staying on as PM when it's clear to everyone he should have resigned long ago.
Cherie Blair gets up on stage and blubs about how she's missing her son who's at university.

Cherie, what about all the people your husband has sent to Iraq to fight and maybe die in a war just to inflate his ego! They're all someone's sons!
by StormSworder August 13, 2006
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Tony Blair

A Prime Minister who was stupid enough to risk his political career by siding with GWB.
He used his office to make sure Great Britain is now just Britain, where a greater would have sided with the facts known (rather than imagined hysteria) at the time. Unfortunately, the Tory Party backed him to the hilt, and understandably, his popularity dropped (thanks to some intelligent Brits - the majority of the population there!) Probably man of integrity, yet a weak man. Npt so nusual in a world of politics.
Don't be a Tony Blair!
GWB to Rumsfeldt
by LongLiveGB November 2, 2003
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bottom!blaine

A canon aspect of Blaine Anderson (from glee)'s sexuality since circa episode 4x16, Feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of Blaine's ass and fanfiction. There are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. We here at UrbanDictionary have patience and sympathy for that. They'll come around.
klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?

klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?

klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?

klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.

klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?

klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.
by freelancewhales March 25, 2013
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