dumb brunette 

An annoying girl, usually a teenager who is constantly asking dumb questions about hair color preferance. Always trying to look better than the blondes and redheads. Most of them wear stupid shirts with dumb stuff written on them like "Blondes are hot, Brunettes are HOTT!" and "Blonde(which is crossed out) Brown haired beauty." They can't get over the fact that they are not the least bit unique because blonde and redhead hair colors are both recessive genes that are somewhat rare, and Brunettes are the base gene that are very common. So basically, they try to take the fact that there is nothing special or unique at all about them, and try to make it look cool. Pitiful.

Dumb Brunette: Hey look at my shirt blondie! I'm HOTT and you're just hot! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blonde: Oh, shut up! I hate those dumb brunettes.
Redhead: Seriously.

dumb brunette by purplecat January 22, 2006

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

blonde brunette by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

Literary Brunette 

LB for short. A girl, often a brunette, with a literary or artistic bent of mind; but not always talented. Often withdrawn, enigmatic, and strangely seductive. While not exactly an invalid, she is physically not on very sound footing either. Death may, in fact, be imminent. This only adds to her allure.

Examples of famous LBs- Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kirsten Stewart, Arundhati Roy, Josephine March from Little Women

-Oh have you met Tom's new girlfriend, she was chain-smoking gauloises and reading from the Surrealist Manifesto.
- Damn, sounds like a real LB (literary brunette)

Literary Brunette by minotoro October 17, 2021

snog a brunette day 

October 13, song a brunette day, this day is when you make out with your favourite brunette

Brunette girl: Dude why did you just snog me?

Boy: it’s snog a brunette day
Brunette girl: if that’s the case wanna snog some more? 😏

snog a brunette day by Lindsay Lohan Stan 365 October 9, 2020

Double-Brunette 

Someone who has brown hair and brown eyes.

Girl 1: I'm a double-brunette.

Girl 2: Double-brunette is in, I'm going to see if I can get contacts.

Double-Brunette by WinterReader0917 November 16, 2016

Dumb Brunette 

Usually a girl who has brown hair ofc, runs x country, plays basketball, runs track and plays the viola. She asks really dumb questions and is usually the bluntest knife in the box.

You: Hey Alexis!
Alexis: What Temperature is it?

You: oh you dumb brunette

Dumb Brunette by GayWrestler January 7, 2020

Clean Brunette 

the opposite of dirty blonde.

When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.

Clean Brunette by amayamae April 18, 2018