by lawlstothawall December 06, 2007
by Pocahontas April 08, 2005
The biggest, pithiest, bullshittest excuse for male behavior that is otherwise legally/morally unacceptable from birth to the grave. Covers socially perverse actions that no girl could ever get away with without the label to the effect of "weird/evil" or "whore", i.e. like fighting, having promiscuous sex, cruelty to people and animals, or any behavior combining selfishness and aggression.
Teacher 1: Last week, one of my students mooned the class. When I called his father, he apologized, laughed and said "Boys will be boys."
Teacher 2: True enough.
Teacher 1: A few days later, his daughter did the same thing. He came down, mortified, and spanked her right in the principal's office.
Teacher 2: Sounds fair.
Teacher 2: True enough.
Teacher 1: A few days later, his daughter did the same thing. He came down, mortified, and spanked her right in the principal's office.
Teacher 2: Sounds fair.
by bitteryoungwoman April 07, 2009
by freekyzeek December 20, 2006
The boys are a group of male individuals that tell jokes, do cool stuff and make dumb fucking decisions.
During the month of November, if any boy decides to masturbate , he shall be executed.
If any boy is caught simping, he will be put in a high vigilance prison and be tortured.
During the month of November, if any boy decides to masturbate , he shall be executed.
If any boy is caught simping, he will be put in a high vigilance prison and be tortured.
“The boys are epic
-João Cavaca
-João Cavaca
by João Cavaca December 25, 2020