bfanf

best friends always and forever

She's my bfanf who i've known for 9 years.

by heyxhunx June 20, 2007

BFTFF

Best friend that's for fucking

Hey you see those guys over there there totally bftff
What's that mean
Best friend that's for fucking
Totally
(I'm not sure what I'm talking about

by Idk berto October 14, 2020

master batfin

funny way of writing masturbating
like you say to someone...

I am MASTER BAT-FIN

by yeLLoJellO May 8, 2004

batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.

A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.

by unsquare June 19, 2007

beatface

when a guy and a gurl fukk and dont share no feelins for each other they just wnt sex

yo lets beatface

michael.w wants to beat k-las fce off lol

by nun ya daym bidnazz July 6, 2003

BFATM

Literally means; "Best friend at the moment."

George: John, are we friends?
John: You're my BFATM, but you've been pretty annoying lately, so we'll see.

by Axel Steel August 24, 2007

BFFTF

Best Friens Forever (who) Titty Fuck - Gitney who is best friends with paulivahs Titty fuck each other on a regular basis

"Gitney says im going to My bfftf's to Titty Fuck"

by Gitney and Paulivahs February 18, 2008