Gangster Banker

One of the owners, participators, enablers, or supporters of the Federal Reserve who appear to merely be rich bankers unconstitutionally controlling our money supply, but are actually gangsters who've fooled the American people into believing that an unconstitutional income tax is necessary for the survival of the nation, while in truth the entire sum of the money collected goes directly into their pockets.

Ben Bernanke is an evil gangster banker.

by TCT March 28, 2008

Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

by s. pole September 24, 2014

Banker Beer

Coors original.

Nothing ends a long day at the office better than a smooth banker beer.

by banker101 January 2, 2011

Creative bankers

(Noun) Way to dodge the question about how you choose to make your income. The implication being that you make your money from possibly illegal methods

In reference to the Financial Crisis that erupted in America in 2008-.

Person 1: "How is it that you live so well, when you apparently do not have a job?"

Person 2: "Chill dude, I've got creative bankers."

by prometheusgift March 28, 2009

Italian banker

The sexual act of stuffing a woman's vagina with cooked spaghetti. There is also the reverse Italian banker where the spaghetti is removed from the "safe" and eaten.

After a romantic Italian dinner, Jason and Kate took the leftovers home and played Italian banker all night long.

by Bob Dobolina October 27, 2007

yorkshire banker

Cockney rhyming slang for wanker

"He hits grannies for fun!"
"what a yorkshire banker!"

by Swirlypepper September 20, 2006

Idea Banker

1. An individual who maintains a wealth of knowledge & wisdom which is consistently collected from one and dispersed to another.

2. Profiting from the collection and disbursement of knowledge & wisdom through sponsorship, currency or viewership volume.

This guy is not hoarding knowledge, he's an Idea Banker.

by IdeaBanker.com December 14, 2009