Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?

Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Ryan Bane

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

by Janson Jones April 6, 2023

bane kamata

In some cultures it is believed that bane kamata comes after people who do not pay their debt on time, so the bane kamata would come and take their soul. The mythos originate in Balkan region of Europe. It is similar to baba yaga, but bane kamata is used to scare grown man who have big dept they cannot repay. Bane kamata is often described as a white male wearing all black and a silver chain that he uses to strangle his victims.

Man 1: " Victor is in a lot of dept, i just hope bane kamata doesn't cone for him."
Man 2: " God I hope not."

by joverumun September 11, 2022

gay bane

'gay bane': A derogatory term invented by Ritchie to augment the argument of accusing someone of being 'gay' because they upset him.

"Dave ur such a gay bane."

by djg2006 September 25, 2006

lazlo bane

A great rock band there hit song was on a show called scrubs "Im no superman"

Me:I love Lazlo bane
Some idiot:Who? you're such a whitey
Me:I am african american obviously and I like there music

by Queen jasmine January 7, 2009

Nixon's Bane

LSD

"The others in the group drank alcohol, but I indulged in Nixon's Bane."

by !ARCHIVIST! May 2, 2017

Citizen Bane

Hangs around the GameFAQs GTA San Andreas: Social Board.
Is quite strange and narcissistic, sometimes posts random messages that make no sense.
He is one of the regs though and enjoys fapping.

Bane is the best mass-debater!

by techno98 April 9, 2005