by smegsy girl January 03, 2022
Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!
or
I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!
or
I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
by RareMojo September 21, 2021
`arf-quid means half-quid. It is not untranslatable "old-speak", it is simply eye dialect. A "half-quid" is half a quid. A quid is slang for a pound sterling, analogous to the use of "buck" to refer to a US dollar.
"Here's you a-comin' and arskin' of me questions about my business, and I that grumpy-like that only for your bloomin' `arf-quid I'd 'a' seen you blowed fust 'fore I'd answer."
"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."
"An' when you said you'd report me for usin' of obscene language that was 'ittin' me over the 'ead; but the `arf-quid made that all right."
by dgrilawidbanana February 09, 2025
Animals R For Eating - An underground and very secretive militant carnivore organization. Thought to be inactive.
Some idiots from ARFE were throwing cheeseburgers at River Pheonix causing a traffic jam in front of the Viper Club.
by Michael Scott2 March 24, 2007
This is an Arfe
by RIP Chunnel October 03, 2022
by BBGWAG June 05, 2021