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Amazon Position 

During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.
Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.

Tom: gurl yaas
Amazon Position by Sallyumlots January 11, 2018
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Amazon Addic 

A person that’s so obsessed with ordering Amazon everyday .
Did you see that Susan got another delivery of Amazon today ? She think she is getting a good deal but ebay is cheaper but she is an Amazon Addic.

Amazon Prime and Chill 

Very similar to Netflix and Chill, Amazon Prime and Chill is all about a booty call and not the actual movies. But take note that Amazon Prime and Chill is a better "bang" for your buck. A Prime subscription gets you free two-day shipping on all Amazon orders and Prime Video at a slightly less expensive rate than Netflix.
"wanna hang?"
"sure, but i'm not down for netflix and chill!"
"i don't have netflix, but we can definitely amazon prime and chill"
"ok sweet:)"

Amazon It 

The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.
GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."
Amazon It by Zac Attack January 2, 2008

amazon river angler 

the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.

Amazon Firefighter 

The act of having intercourse, and just before male ejaculation, the male lights the pubic hair of the female of fire, and puts out the fire with his ejaculation.
Last night, me nad my girl pulled an Amazon Firefighter

Amazon Fire 

When your in the middle of having sex with a girl, Light her pubic hair on fire, then put it out with your cum.
I gave a Brazilian chick an amazon fire.
Amazon Fire by The Amazing Pudges November 18, 2003