Almond

A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.

'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez

by idealist102 April 2, 2011

almond milk girl

the one quiet girl who's only topic is being a vegan. wears glasses and probly has some sort of pearl necklace. at lunch she gets water and whines about the milk. has almond milk stored in her fridge and bitches at people to eat healthier. probly does her homework.

Guy 1: That fucking almond milk girl is complaining at Lunch again.
Guy 2: I just want to shove skim milk down her throat.

by flowershops March 30, 2020

Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022

taking my almond for a walk

A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.

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by Google eyeball June 22, 2020

Almond

The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there

That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.

by NotAlmondCao October 26, 2011

Altoona

A city in central Pennsylvania that once was a nice place to live & raise a family, though now is infested with a scourge of opiates, crack, & blizz. The whole place is crawling with hopeless souls who are so bummed, they use hard drugs to escape the misery of it all. Yet, at the same time, really believe Altoona is the only place that exists. On a lighter note. There are beautiful mountains & lush countryside. It's just 95% of the people are fake & dishonest. They believe that happiness is sinful & that the successful are just something to bitch & complain about. If you go, be sure to visit Sheetz. It's the one shining light of the place & has made it easy for the local population to be the lazy throwaway trash of a society it is. Poor Altoona. Almost everyone there is either a junkie, a snitch, in jail, a drunk, a thief, a liar, a republican, a racist, stupid, or all at the same time, & think that they are great. The place has a cloud of misery stationed over it. Those who think they're above it are actually pretentious downers who suffer from schadenfreude. Charity is an unknown concept & humbleness is seen as being weak. The place is totally backwards & fucked up. Your best bet is to just keep on driving and get the fuck out of there. It's poisonous.

I wish I could get out of this shithole they call Altoona. It sucks.

by Truthful5 May 26, 2017

toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006