blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

aleahnal

jonre fucking aleah in anal

jonre does aleahnal

by jonre x aleah August 1, 2023

Dog Alarm

A warning device made up of one or more dogs to signal that something is happening outside

My dog alarm goes off whenever someone is at the door, on the sidealk, accross the street, driving down the street, delivering mail, picking up trash, etc., etc., etc., etc,. etc., etc., etc., .....

by macca fan September 30, 2007

vibe alarm

A proximity alarm in rainbow six siege

mate there a vibe alarm there

MATE!

by Matchedscarab November 18, 2020

alarse

to be mean to someone else , used in liverpool city .. thats my home!

"katie your alarse for givin jansen a suck when jess loved him"

by katie schnaty July 31, 2007

Aleaha

A sweet girl who doesn't know how to take compliments, though she appreciates them greatly. she is gorgeous and avergae height, usually brown haired. very down to earth and straight forward, doesn't like to sugarcoat things or beat around the bush. brutally honest, though her friends and family love that about her. loves her family, friends and boyfriend. She is a person you can tell anything to, and can keep a secret very well. She is in love with any kinds of music, and is a great friend.

Aleaha is a great friend!

by blahblahblah(: <3 May 11, 2010

Alea a fallen angel

A massive gapeing butthole

His alea a fallen angel his hurting today

by Ashleygage June 28, 2021