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The Assasination

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.
Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...
by The Real Bone October 1, 2005
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assassinate

To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.
"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"
by The Rilz February 5, 2010
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ASSinated

The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.
Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.
by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010
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assfacinated

The art of watching, grabbing, squeezing, and playing with a hot girls butt cheeks for a long amount of time.
If you go to a party and your grabbing and squeezing a girls butt for a lengthy amount of time and don't want to stop, you would be assfacinated
by 9393844383 October 17, 2011
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shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.
There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.
by Barby1 March 8, 2009
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presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.
"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."
by marydelta September 24, 2016
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assassination

1. an alcholic beverage that tase like cinnamon

2.what happens to you are your family if you cross "iceman"

3. the act of having sex with a breezy and hittin it hard enough so she has problems walking straight
1. you ask the bartender for an assassination

2. yo i got the video of iceman's assassination of ol' boy lastnight at the club

3. if you go home with a member of Hotsuey they'll put an assassination on that ass
by Shawndarius April 10, 2005
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