Ahmed

Ahmed is the sexiest boy alive, scientifically he has a huge penis, he hates all Trevors because they have a small penis, but Szandreds, on the other hand, has a huge dick and they are married

OMG, that dick is Huge Ahmed.

by #trevor is gay December 15, 2018

Ahmed

1. Popular male Arabic name.

2. An expression a paedophile uses when approaching children.

1. Hi! My name is Ahmed, and I'm not a suicide bomber.

2. AHMED! I have caaaandyy Ahmed! Don't tell your mother Ahmed.

by HerBlondHighness November 22, 2017

Ahmed

Known to be a gay although he has no ass, he is the supreme leader of illuminaties and look like a lamp post.
His favourite toy is a dildo or a vibrator that he likes to use. He is a fooking tall bitch that has his head over the clowds. He eat only caned food because food regularly takes 10 months to reach his stomache and another 10 to find its way out through his anus.

A thin long gay is said to be ahmed

by MakeAmericaGreat April 18, 2019

Biilee Ahmed

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .

He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!

by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019

Hafsa Ahmed

The definition of beautiful. She has an older sister called Anum Ahmed and they both do modelling

Adam: Hafsa Ahmed is so fit
Mark: Ikr!

by A_certi December 11, 2019

ahmes

The coolest and gayest guy you'll ever meet. You'll be lucky if he ever met you. Make sure to be nice to him because he will give you a good time ;).

OH ITS AHMES THAT ONE COOL GAY GUY

by coolguykidnamagay October 2, 2018

Laiba Ahmed

A British cutie born on the 3rd of June 2010. She is kinda weird but super sexy. She grabs all the boys attention and is super clever. She is so leng that she got sent to isolation for distracting learning with her sexy looks. She is 5-foot 4-inches and has lots of friends. Her best friend is Joshua.

I hate Laiba Ahmed so much, I wish I was her.

by Mickeymouse69 March 27, 2023