awanke

When you half wake up and find that you're gently masturbating (wanking)

"I'm not sure if she caught me, I was just kind of awanke."

"I awonke this morning to the sound of beautiful music"

by Dawso35 May 14, 2008

Awankerning

When you’ve finished having a tug and ya post nutt clarity inspires a pivotal thought or awakening.

“Oh demarcus, I finished rubbing one out and I had an awankerning”

by gazza from up the road ye May 3, 2021

Awankening

A common phenomenon where conspiracists circlejerks so hard, that they become woke.

Late again today - there's an antivax awankening on the road
Trump's presidency can be attributed to the Great Republican Awankening of 2015

by treason_ March 23, 2022