Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.

Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.

by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022

Bon Jovi

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band

I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi

by Oral Anul November 1, 2021

Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

Bon Jovi

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.

Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.

by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024