Really horrible band that could learn a thing or two from REAL bands like nirvana, three days grace, and so on.
1.Real music fan: whats this shit playing on the radio?? jonas brothers?? SOMEBODY GIVE ME MY ONE-X 3 DAYS GRACE ALBUM!!
by stupidmonkey46 July 3, 2009

One of the most terrible bands of our time. Never compare them to other acclaimed bands like Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Cheap Trick, U2, etc. If annoying fangirls compared them to any to the bands mentioned above, they all must be joking.
Fangirl: The Jonas Brothers reminded me of Cheap Trick because of their gutar solos.
Me: I DON'T THINK SO!
Me: I DON'T THINK SO!
by Tarrank October 31, 2009

Another sad band from Disney Channel. Many pre-teens are in love with them, because they for some awful reason think they're "hot". Many teens as well, but mostly just the girls who are lonely and desperate.. And kinda fat.
by French Fried Potato August 8, 2010

some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
by some_random_gurl March 1, 2008

The infection of the ear when you listen to much rap/pop, which may include the side effects of: brain damage, ear loss, gangrene, ninjas in your blanket at night, testicle loss, testicle growth, unattractiveness, and uncontrollable bladder.
Mike: Hey Rick, watcha listenin' to?
Rick: Hannah Montana.
Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.
Rick: Whatever.
The Next Day
Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!
Mike: Told you that you would get it.
Rick: Hannah Montana.
Mike: Holy crap, you're gonna get Jonas Brothers.
Rick: Whatever.
The Next Day
Rick: Mike, holy crap! My testicle just fell off last night!
Mike: Told you that you would get it.
by mynameistotallynotmattsoitsnot April 10, 2012

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009

A group of "guys" who "play" "rock" "music" for some high pitched pedo-phyle mouse and need permission to play "songs" from disney channel, and fans (mainly kids) compare them to grreat bands like AC/DC and Metallica , saying that they have a good reception at concerts, etc...
Jonas fags, Jonas Sisters, JonASS brothers, etc...
Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on
Person 1: hey i got this new Jonas Brothers CD wanna listen to it?
Real person: No way man, i aint listening to †hat crap "music" lets put some ACDC on
by TehDanny385 May 4, 2010
