Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 7, 2017

sandy recliner

When you are having pitty sex with a woman and she sits on you like a cowgirl then leans back so her feet are in your face while she lays on your knees like a recliner while you rib her shins with your rough hands so it feels like gritty sand on her legs.

Guy 1: " It was so hot. Me and Barbra had amazing intercourse last night. We even did a Sandy recliner!"
Guy2: "Man I wish that sounds as hot as the bond between me and my uncle on a cold night"

by Atterb July 18, 2017

brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019

Brown Recluse

Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.

Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events

by Pumpkineater69 April 13, 2020

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.

Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.

by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021

recloseted homosexual

slang term for 'ex-gay'. Describes a gay man or lesbian who comes out as gay but through poor choices comes to regret and later denies his/her homosexuality to appease social conservatives. The only change here is behavior not attractions.

Darryl is a recloseted homosexual, he even says his attractions haven't change so he is denying himself.

by adam kautz August 21, 2008