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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs
John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back
by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020
mugGet the One way simpingmug.

ons

Acronym for “on skibidi”

Means whatever is said to be on skibidi is factual information, relatable information, or just agreeable information.
Zach: “Bro I can’t wait for summer break!”

Ryan: “ons bro.”
by ssplit August 11, 2024
mugGet the onsmug.

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.
That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!
by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025
mugGet the one-eyed pizzamug.

One Nation

A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more
Who are you voting for?
I am voting for One Nation, they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.
by G'day:) November 5, 2021
mugGet the One Nationmug.

One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch
by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018
mugGet the One at ninemug.

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