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slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 13, 2014
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Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.
Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.
by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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boobs like a hacky sack

by Bruhyuh April 12, 2020
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Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.
Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.
by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023
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