Cunt

My dog Oscar

Guest: Look at how cute your dog is!
Me: yeah he’s a Cunt

by InfernoNZ117 May 8, 2020

Cunt

A slang term used in Australia to describe a friend or random person.

Oi pass the cone cunt, before I smoke it for ya pussy dog.

Cunt, you dropped ya dart!

by Gumpy23 September 4, 2017

Pommy dumb cunt

A term used to describe a Englishman who has no control over getting some burls or gambling all his money

Pronounced "Pommy", "Pom" or Dumb Cunt"

Note that it is possible for there to be a "AUSSIE DUMB CUNT". Multiple sightings of one playing pokies for keeps whilst on the burls also.

Aussie - you look like a Pommy dumb cunt today?

Pom - had a burl and lost all my money.

by Jabba-the-mutt March 10, 2024

Cunted

Offensively drunk
so hammered, that you freely use the word cunt in public.

Fuck, I'm cunted. If that cunt doesn't buy me another drink, I'll... what was I saying?

by Clods September 15, 2010

Cunt

Cant. Understand. Normal. Thinking!

She is a cunt

by Txpud63 April 19, 2020

CUNT

C-evie
U-may
N-glover

T-xoxoxo

oli: wow she’s being a cunt
eddie:that’s evie may glover for u

by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 December 27, 2023

CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023