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butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
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doggy butt

Being a hoe
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anal butt punching

It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.
Puerto Ricans usually love the act of destructive anal butt punching.
by Nigaruno March 10, 2017
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warm maple butt

Ryan gave me a warm maple butt yesterday after the hockey game, eh!
by FinFran2 March 11, 2017
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Butt

It's where shit comes from
-that's a nixe butt, but it's covered in shit!
by Charón NixHydra March 13, 2017
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putter butt

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn
Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt
by Skylark fax April 26, 2017
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Butt drool

The saliva that makes its way down your shaft, over or around your ballsack and past your perineum and into the Buttcrack while getting glorious fellatio.
Oh man that bj was so good I had butt drool pouring out my crack
by Submarine weasel April 25, 2017
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